FORTUNATELY, THE MILK

When dad goes out to pick up milk for his children, he is gone for what the children consider a very long time.  When he returns, they ask him what took him so long.  He tells them about the adventures he encountered returning home with the milk.  His children refuse to believe that a trip to the corner store would cause such an array of unfortunate situations; from being captured by aliens and pirates, to making his escape and meeting a time traveling Stegosaurus. How will he convince his children that he is telling the truth? 

Fortunately, the Milk by Neil Gaiman is a humorous story about a father explaining to his children the reason behind his tardiness.  Readers will laugh at the unfortunate events that take place as a father tries to make his way home to feed his children breakfast.  The illustrations throughout the story will entertain readers until the final page.  This would be a great story for children grades 3-6.  It would also make for a great read aloud.

A COMEDY IN THREE PARTS

Meet a boy named Russel, now imagine that he lives in the year 1904 in the state of Indiana. All day long he dreams about everything except going to school. Actually, he dreams the most about not going to school completely and becoming part of any wheat threshing crew. However, all his dreams must come to an abrupt end since his teacher dies. His fantasies of taking over the school and destroying all school related things also don’t look as promising because his own sister has taken over the classroom and is in charge now. This is a fun book to read to compare the mischievous acts of kids then and now. Russel knows that when it comes to his sister, there is not much that he can get away with. THE TEACHER’S FUNERAL: A COMEDY IN THREE PARTS is by the well know author RICHARD PECK.

For grades 5th and up.

MEET THE DWEEBS...

Meet the DWEEB’s, Denton-the negotiator, Wendell-the computer whiz, Eddie- the athlete, Elijah-the writer and Bijay-the performer. And now, imagine these misfits all together, trying to figure the mysterious happenings at their Ho-Ho-Kus Junior High. In this laughing out loud book, you will recognize a lot of the drama and the happenings that are taking place in your own schools. The combination of these boys with their specialized areas of expertise makes them a unique team that is a guarantee for a cool, fun read.

Of course, do to the nature of their personalities and traits, everytime something bad happens, they are the once who get the automatic punishments. Now how are they going to solve certain mysterious at their school and also proof their innocence is something that you need to find out yourself:)

DWEEB: BURGERS, BEASTS, AND BRAINWASHED BULLIES by AARON STARMER.

For grades 5th and older.

DANCE, NANA, DANCE (BAILA, NANA, BAILA)

This is a collection of 13 bilingual folktales in English and Spanish from Cuban folklore, representing the cultures of Spain, Africa and the Caribbean. Called "Baila, Nana, Baila", it offers the readers a variety of humorous and colorful characters, such as a yam that terrifies the bravest man in the army, a boy who can never remember what his mother wants from the store, an old lady who can dance for days, and the man who had never done a day’s work in his life.

A good read-aloud, written by Joe Hayes and illustrated by Mauricio Trenard Sagayo.
Ages 9-12.